kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

221b-bag-end:

cumber-porn:

asdfghjkl-i-cant:

specialkredberries:

nothingbutthedreams:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

misscoco:

The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.

“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen

Best human.

SERENA MCKELLEN……………………????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this makes for a good 10,000th post

forever reblog!

i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers 

“gandalf the gay”

bitterbettie:

FAMILY FRIENDLY?!!! WHAT DO U MEAN FAMILY FRIENDLY??!?!?!?!!? NO.

death-by-lulz:

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carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

Salted Caramel Mocha pancake… #kerbeylane #pancakes #foodporn #yummers (at Kerbey Lane Cafe)

Oh hell yes I did! #jacvanek #zombies